Did she call me a "virtual unknown"?! Pshaaa! If Real News is calling it "Catherall Mania" then I beg to differ. And, while I'm quite flattered, please...no more tattoos.
But really. I don't think the country is ready for another Bill in the White House. On the plus side, comedians would be impersonating me on Saturday Night Live. And I promise to increase NASA spending by 10,000%.